The weirdness of Amazon

Used condoms? I dont think so. 

A friend told me about this, so I checked it out and I was totally amazed that they have ‘used’ on the page. I know they have x used & new links on all pages of Amazon, but funny to see.

I didn’t really get up to a whole lot over the weekend, just hung out with some friends and did schoolwork (yay, fun! lol). I have a few assessments coming up soon so I guess things will start getting crazy with work. Nothing much happening, so here’s a joke:

Bill Talks with God:
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner God told them “I need three important figures to send my message out to all people. Tomorrow I will destroy the earth”.
Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them “I have two really bad news items for you:
1.God really exists and
2.Tomorrow God will destroy the earth”.

Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them “I have Good news and Bad News:
1. God really does exist;
2. The bad news is tomorrow God’s destroying the earth”.

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced “I have two fantastic announcements:
1. I’m one of the three most important people on earth and
2. The Year 2000 problem is solved”.

Have fun guys, until next time….